Where's Wiggly: The Case of Stockton's Missing Potbellied Pig

STOCKTON, CA – The city of Stockton finds itself embroiled in a mystery, one that has captivated residents, sparked spirited debate, and even drawn national attention. The question on everyone's lips: Where is Wiggly the beloved potbellied pig?

The saga began earlier this month, when news outlets reported on a pig running loose in a south Stockton neighborhood. The article, while well-intentioned, contained what many are now calling a glaring factual error: the pig was initially identified as "Wiggly" and attributed to District 5.

However, former Councilman Jesús Andrade, ever the vigilant protector of his constituents – human and otherwise – quickly set the record straight via social media. "First of all we call him Porkchop not Wiggly," Andrade declared, correcting the record. He further clarified that Porkchop is indeed a proud resident of Council District 6, not 5, cementing Porkchop's proper constituency.

Andrade's post also revealed a heartwarming detail: a daily ritual between the former councilman and his trotting friend. "I enjoy seeing him walk by my house every day. We give each other the 'Southside head nod' and keep going about our business," Andrade shared, painting a vivid picture of mutual respect and camaraderie. This revelation has only deepened the public's emotional investment in Porkchop's whereabouts.

The initial news reports, based on a complaint brought to the City Council by a community member, highlighting concerns about the pig digging holes and violating city code. Stockton Animal Services was reportedly involved, and the owner of the seven-month-old pig had agreed to rehome the animal.

But now, the burning question remains: Has Porkchop truly been rehomed? The people demand answers! Is Porkchop living a quiet life in a new pasture, or is this a deep-state swine conspiracy?

There hasn't been a sighting of Porkchop in over a week, according to Andrade, "We haven’t seen him. He would pop out and roam the streets with a pack of dogs and cats. He’s been a staple in the neighborhood for several months now."

As we delve deeper into this unfolding narrative, one thing is clear: the truth about Porkchop's whereabouts, and indeed, his true identity, is paramount. We stand ready to suss out the truth, ensuring that every community member, regardless of species or council district, receives the attention and accurate reporting they deserve. Stay tuned for further updates on the intriguing case of Porkchop, the pig who became a symbol of truth, district lines, and what it means to be a constituent.

Former Councilman Unearths Truth: Pig Identity Crisis Grips Stockton