209 Times CEO Motec Sanchez Crowned "Biggest Douche of the Universe"

STOCKTON, CA – On the heels of winning the coveted "Hypocrite of the Year" award, 209 Times CEO Motecuzoma "Motec" Sanchez has achieved an unprecedented double victory by being named the 2025 recipient of the "Biggest Douche of the Universe" award.

The intergalactic honor, which has gone to other planetary recipients for the last two decades, has returned to earth. The last recipient was psychic-con-artist John Edwards, who won in 2002 as the first recipient from the Milky Way galaxy.

Sources on the Committee confirmed that Motec's win was directly triggered by his "Hypocrite of the Year" award recognition. "We saw his breathtaking lack of self-awareness and immediately knew it was time to bring the Douche award back to the Milky Way," said a Intergalactic BDIU Committee spokesperson via a subspace transmission. "Obtaining political power by vilifying anyone who ever met Sammy Nunez, yet not disclosing his own personal relationship with the convicted child sex offender...That elevates you to a universal level of douchiness."

The award ceremony was reportedly a tense affair. Upon being announced as the winner, Sanchez appeared visibly agitated. Motec reportedly screamed, "I ain't no douche!" as he received the shimmering, douche-shaped trophy.

An on-site analyst immediately interpreted the outburst as the final, compelling piece of evidence for the Committee's decision. "The vehemence, the sheer indignation... it's the most douche thing he could have possibly done," the analyst noted. "It's like he's trying to win it again for 2026."

Motec Sanchez Named "Biggest Douche of the Universe"