Cabal Henchman 'Thoroughly Exposed' by 209 Times Article Sourced Heavily From His Own Bio
STOCKTON, CA – The Pulitzer-adjacent journalists at 209 Times dropped a hard-hitting piece in what can only be described as earth-shattering revelations about the Stockton Cabal, leaving its Editor-In-Chief and designated henchman, Jeff Acquistapace, thoroughly exposed and reportedly still trying to recover from the sheer weight of the truth bombs deployed.
For the legion of citizens blocked by 209 Times publisher Motec Sanchez for the grievous sin of independent thought, we provide this public service. Here are the cliff notes from the hit piece that nearly brought our shadowy organization to its knees.
Cliff’s Notes for the Blocked and Banned:
The crack investigative team at 209 Times, presumably after months of digging, uncovered the following:
Financial Ties! Councilman Michael Blower hired Jeff Acquistapace’s firm, 3AM Communications, for political consulting and currently owes a $10,000 win bonus. This shocking debt was proven with multiple, dramatic screenshots, complete with highlighted sections to guide the reader through the complex financial data.
Political Affiliation Revealed! In a stunning twist, it was revealed that Jeff Acquistapace is a registered Republican.
More Connections! The Cabal’s tentacles apparently extend to County Supervisor Steve Ding. The connection? Acquistapace once worked for Congressman Richard Pombo, for whom Ding was Chief of Staff.
Attacks on City Employees! The Cabal has viciously attacked "city employees who work with Blower," a clear reference to former city employee Steve Colangelo.
The Ultimate Sin! The final, most damaging blow: Acquistapace is a "s*xist" and "h*m*phobic" individual.
The Devastating Details
Let's break down these groundbreaking revelations.
The Money Trail: Yes, Councilman Blower owes Acquistapace a win bonus for a decisive Primary victory that avoided a costly runoff. The screenshots prove it. Guilty. But if we're airing financial laundry, 209 Times missed a key detail. New Stockton PIO Tony Mannor, from his 2022 run for Lincoln Unified School Board, still owes Acquistapace $6,895.30. Jeff fronted the cash for signs and campaign materials from his own pocket and after 3 years has yet to see a single cent reimbursed.
The Republican in the Room: We are frankly reeling from this one. 209 Times discovered Acquistapace is a Republican. Their team of digital sleuths must have hacked into the deepest, darkest corners of the internet to find this information... you know, on the "About" page of this very website.
The Web of Steve Ding: The investigative prowess continued as they discovered the connection between Ding and Acquistapace. Again, this classified information was likely found in the same publicly available bio on our website. The dedication to truth is astonishing.
The Colangelo Affair: Did we, as the Cabal, attack former city employee Steve Colangelo? Yes. Yes, we did. Guilty as charged. Next.
The Homophobia Hit Job: This was the kill shot. The final paragraph, where the "factual" article reveals Jeff is a "s*xist" and "h*m*phobic." Always the warrior for social justice and the LGBT community, Motec carefully masked the words, lest the algorithm smite him. We, on the other hand, don't mind offending people, especially Motec.
The evidence for this heinous "h*m*phobic" charge comes directly from Motec's own "investigative" email to Councilman Blower, which states:
"In addition to this, your buddy, has launched several defamatory attacks on several elected leaders in Stockton, using fake AI generated images and outright lies. One of these leaders also includes the district attorney, Ron Freitas, even going so far as to use homophobic themes such as accusations of the DA kissing another man’s buttocks."
Yes, the Cabal is absolutely guilty of spreading this theme. But what Motec conveniently omits is the crucial context of whose buttocks were allegedly being kissed. The rumor, as it has been widely circulated, is that DA Freitas was kissing Motec's buttocks.
This leads one to a very curious question. Why would Motec find the image of another man kissing his buttocks to be homophobic? We'll let you ponder that one on your own.
The Cliff's Notes on Our 'Secret' Republican Ties and Other Earth-Shattering News from 209 Times
