Silenced Before the Set: The Real Reason Motec Sanchez and Chance Condit Wanted Anthony K Jailed
STOCKTON, CA – The propaganda machine over at the 209 Times is currently victory-lapping because they managed to get a comedian thrown in a cage. You read their "Exclusive" (which is just code for "We called the cops"): Anthony Krayenhagen, aka Anthony K, has been arrested on a $750,000 bail.
Let that sink in. $750,000. That is bail money usually reserved for murderers and cartel bosses. But in Stanislaus County, apparently, the most dangerous weapon of mass destruction is a microphone and a hurt feeling.
The "Threat" Was Laughter
The 209 Times claims Anthony was arrested for "threatening public officials." Let us translate that from Propaganda-Speak to English: Motec Sanchez and Chance Condit cannot take a joke.
The Cabal has the real timeline of events:
1. September: Anthony K performs a roast of Motec and Chance at Che'Root. He absolutely flames them.
2. The Motivation: Motec (The Emperor of Glass Egos) and Chance (The Silent Sidekick) realize they are the laughingstocks of the local circuit.
3. The Trigger: Anthony was scheduled to headline the AngelAnn Flores fundraiser tonight at the Mexican Heritage Center. Word on the street was he had a tight 30 minutes of fresh material ready to roast the dynamic duo into oblivion.
4. The Arrest: Suddenly, right before he can take the stage, he’s slapped with a felony warrant and a bail enhancement to keep him silenced.
Coincidence? Please. In the 209, there are no coincidences, only power plays.
The Streisand Effect (Cabal Edition)
The 209 Times calls him a "failed comic." If he’s such a failure, Motec, why are you so terrified of letting him speak? Why use the weight of the law to crush a comedian?
You wanted to silence him. You wanted to make sure nobody heard the jokes.
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Because they locked him up to stop the roast, The Stockton Cabal is authorized to initiate OPERATION: UNCENSORED.
For the next 7 days, we are opening the vault. We will be releasing clips from Anthony K’s legendary September Roast of Motec Sanchez.
WARNING: These clips are NSFW. They are rude. They are crude. And they are the exact reason a $750,000 bounty was put on a comedian's freedom.
To the 209 Times:
You can boycott Che'Root. You can try and stop AngelAnn's event. But you cannot arrest the internet. Every time you try to crush dissent, you just make the resistance louder.
Get your popcorn ready, Stockton. The roast is about to go viral.
Operation Uncensored: The Cabal Unleashes the Forbidden Motec Roast Tapes
